Max:Okay,mom do you understand everything,now?
Max's Mom:Yes..okay now how do you kiss a boy?
Max: *facepalm* Your married.And plus.... uahjfnd...
(translated:Who would like you?)
Max's Mom: Sweet tits, what did you say?
Jenny: Hey Mom!
Max's Mom: Hey Sweetie!Now do you know how to kiss a boy?Your honey right here doesn't know how to.I thought he did.The doctor told me he liked boys.
Max's Mom: You know what?Forget it.Get me my toenail clipper.
Jenny: Mom.There is no toenail clipper.
Max's Mom: What can I do,that's fun?
Jenny: You could chat with people.
Max's Mom: Fine.I will chat with "people"...but first...can I borrow your account?
*MOM TAKES OVER ACCOUNT*
Max's Mom:Okay.Let's go to the bar!!!
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